After driving back from Paihia to
Auckland we stopped at Nomads backpackers, as opposed to Base where I had
stayed before, for a few hours to relax and sleep before we got on a new bus to
hot water beach the next day (Monday 8th July). The 12 bed dorm was full
so it was a bit hectic getting in and around (and people thought a 12 bed house
was bad!) But it felt a lot more social
and laid back than Base and I chatted to the few I could see from my top bunk
and spoke to a girl about Queenstown. She had just flown from there to Auckland,
as it was quicker and cheaper to fly than get the bus, and said it was crazy
busy, freezing cold and super expensive. She did say she was offered several
jobs in the 4 days she was there, which is good as I was thinking about working
for a month in QT to earn enough money to not worry about spending it. She also
came over to my bed later in the evening with a neatly folded pile of clean
winter clothes saying she won’t need them in Malaysia, and it’s cold where I am
going, and there is nothing worse than being cold, I was very grateful.
Mhairi and I got the bus the next
day, German Mike was there too, we’d been talking to him throughout our stay in
the Bay and he was a familiar face so we three embarked on the new bus journey
together. There were a lot of people on the bus, mostly in pairs, and the first
of many similar conversations began. Where are you from, where have you been
and where are you going are the most common questions, but they all generally
yield different responses so it’s a good ice breaker. Unless you get a drawler,
aka a monotone know it all, these people have already done everything you didn’t
even know you wanted to do and found it as dull and as uninteresting as they
think you are. On the bus the driver Josh was telling us facts and tales on the
way, and advertising activities with more clip boards, he told us where to dig
our own hot pools at hot water beach and that you need to go at low tide, which
was about 2pm, and we would get in to our purpose built resort at Hot Water
Beach at half 1.
We arrived in the area around
3pm, because we stopped for a supermarket stop on the way, so we couldn’t make
it to the only free attraction the driver had been talking about. Aside from
digging your own hot pool there is not much else on offer. A few of us went kayaking,
as they reduced the price if more than 6 people went, so 8 of us paid $50 for 3
hours of seananigans. It was pretty fun being able to play in the water next to
beautiful cliffs and luscious green islands, the tour guide was also an
appreciated sight, as my fellow female kayakers agreed. Better yet, halfway
through we moored up onto Cathedral Cove (apparently the Can’t hold us
Macklemore video was shot there?) and this beautiful man served us a variety of
hot beverages with free mini cookies. After the drinks we headed to some
islands a bit further out, we kayaked through a tunnel seen in Narnia and saw
some cheeky seals chilling on the rocks. On the way back we rafted up and the
man told us how the place got its Maori name, Te Whanganui-A-Hei which
translates to ‘The great Bay of Hei’ and one of the islands loosely resembles a
nose so the legend is that its Hei’s breath that protects the land of his
ancestors.
Back at the lodge the rest of the
bus had checked in and Mhairi and I were sharing with a couple of Netherland
Dairy Farmers and a Brazillian Guy I came to know as ‘Sir Elton’ as he had
never heard of Elton John. They had left me the double bed! Which made me so
happy I took a picture!
The general consensus was that we would go down to the
beach at 11:30pm to attempt to dig our own hot pools, ambitious! In order to
stay awake we started playing drinking games, a few of us were still carrying
duty free around with us and trying to lighten our loads. After a few games
like ring of fire, yee-haw and rocket it was time to stumble to the beach. I
went to put my swimsuit on and made my way to the beach, which was a good 15
minute, pitch black walk away, guided only by the footpath and several torch
apps. We got there and people had gathered around a few spots, one guy from
Yorkshire was already naked and wondering around, took us a while to notice as
it was pitch black and people generally shone light on your face when you were
talking to them. Apparently 5 out of 22 of us had thought to get a spade on the
way to the beach, so progress was slow. After a fair few rum and L&P’s (NZ
lemonade) I really wanted to dig a hole and sit in a natural hot pool! So I think
I had a bucket and started scooping some sand out of a sort of existing hole. I
remember someone laughing at my futile efforts as the wet sand just kind of
slipped back in and then looking up to see about 10 people with their phones
out and on me, still hoping they were being friendly and lighting up the area
so I could see what I was doing and not filming the British lunatic in the
swimsuit who kept scalding her feet on the ridiculously hot sand. Maybe I am a
youtube sensation.
Woke up to feel horrendous, the
night had been freezing cold and I had got sand all over the double bed, but
after a shower and some porridge I was doing better and ready to board the 7am
bus. I was again bolstered by the schadenfreude in me when I saw my other bus
passengers who had drunk and dug more than myself. It was probably the quietest
4 hour drive of the trip with everyone sleeping and saving their energy for the
Waitomo caves later that day, and that was my day at Hot Water Beach.

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